GOLD SWIMP TEE

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$23.99

Swimp loves metal. Gold is a metal.

Bedazzle your thorax with Swimp, legendary fry-loving raccoon folk hero.

Swimp is always welcome in fast food restaurants nationwide. Wendy's will probably even give you a discount if you wear this shirt, but I can't promise that's true because I'm lying about it.

This is like the original Swimp tee, but plastered with a shining coat of luxury that will attract mad hunks/babes and turn your haters to stone.

WHO MADE THE SHIRTS THO

Drawn by artist Russell Thorpe, who is my brother. Hand-crafted by artisan shirtsmith Willie Travis, who is my friend Dylan's brother. All proceeds will support the fresh youth lifestyles of these brothers.

HOW'D YOU DO IT WILLIE

Printed on Canvas unisex tees with a rare and beautiful HOT GOLD FOILIN process: we screen-print a clear adhesive ink onto a shirt, then send it through a drying conveyer belt. A huge sheet of gold transfer foil is rolled out and cut to size, and a special pneumatic heat press applies 360 degrees F at 40 PSI-- ENOUGH HEAT AND PRESSURE TO TURN A MAN'S SKULL INTO A DIAMOND!!! After a brief cool-down, the foil sheet is peeled away to leave a shiny golden SWIMP in its place.

SHIT LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD COST $85

We cut down all the costs to make this thing cheaper than we thought possible. No extra charge for shipping!

And yet the shirt looks ill as heck? BUT HOW!?

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